I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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