why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just had sex on a roof
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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