Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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