so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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