no. you can't hotbox the world.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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