So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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