i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Dear god my vagina.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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