I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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