girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I feel like a drive thru vagina
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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