Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He has the fingertips of a God
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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