woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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