ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Plan B is the new Plan A
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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