just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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