cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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