We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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