i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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