I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Quick, to the slutcave!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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