The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
