ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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