"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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