She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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