bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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