kristin has been a bad kristin
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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