She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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