how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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