Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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