she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just gift wrapped bread.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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