they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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