This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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