I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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