The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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