Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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