Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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