you guys were way drunker than both of me
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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