no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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