YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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