they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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