I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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