Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
True but thats because hes a fetus.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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