yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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