kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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