So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
