R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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