And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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