i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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