Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
