So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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