Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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