I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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