Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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