bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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