im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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