Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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