You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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