That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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