Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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